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ok so i’m playing zoo tycoon and yOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO GUESTS THAT TRY AND LEAVE MY ZOO?
DEATH ISLAND HAPPENS. 

here i’ll show you 

MEET ASHVINI ZHANG
  
"current activity: leaving zoo" ? 
I DON’T THINK SO, ASHVINI
OOPS ASHVINI WHERE DID YOUR ISLAND GO??


o yes excellent

 
hmmm ashvini if you hadn’t tried to leave maybe you could be looking at crocodiles instead oF GETTING EATEN BY THEM

meanwhile, a zookeeper is coming to investigate


ok i don’t think they’ve sorted out their priorities 
INTO THE PIT YOU GO OK I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU STUPID ZOOKEEPERS NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH UNGULATE POOP


omg no why are you raking poo stop that 


ain’t no one fuck with my zoo.


AIN’T NO ONE.



Friday, August 24th 2012 (19:08pm)
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tagged: #omg #this has been a post #zoo tycoon #aww yiss
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