ok so i’m playing zoo tycoon and yOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO GUESTS THAT TRY AND LEAVE MY ZOO?
DEATH ISLAND HAPPENS.
here i’ll show you
MEET ASHVINI ZHANG
"current activity: leaving zoo" ?
I DON’T THINK SO, ASHVINI
OOPS ASHVINI WHERE DID YOUR ISLAND GO??
o yes excellent
hmmm ashvini if you hadn’t tried to leave maybe you could be looking at crocodiles instead oF GETTING EATEN BY THEM
meanwhile, a zookeeper is coming to investigate
ok i don’t think they’ve sorted out their priorities
INTO THE PIT YOU GO OK I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU STUPID ZOOKEEPERS NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH UNGULATE POOP
omg no why are you raking poo stop that
ain’t no one fuck with my zoo.
AIN’T NO ONE.